Yep. I’m doing my taxes, folks. So, in an attempt to balance out all the negative energy around here I’m having a sale. On everything. All of the things at worthygoods textile are on sale. Just ’cause. Between this sale, the caramel in my coffee and my Pandora 80’s radio station, I’ve just given this previously-drudgey weekend a Dory-style makeover. Yep, Debbie Debb and I are singing the same song, “Look out weekend, cause here I come. Because weekends were made for fun.”
Take that tax paperwork monster.
Now you’ve got 80’s prices, Pat Benetar hair and caffeine buzz.
I’m getting off-track here with the Princess Bride reference. Ahem. So! I’ve got a whole bunch of spoolishness coming your way in the form of a printable download.
Wait. You didn’t get enough sewing puns in my last post?
Well, have no fear, my dears.
Just click all that pun-i-liciousness and print it out. Grab your scissors, cut out the ribbon ‘strips’, then wrap each around a wooden spool and secure for a most unique (and waaaay too simple to be this cute) Valentine.
Looking for some of those wooden spools? Find them here, in the shop.
What would Valentine’s Day be without a stack of eye-roll inducing, pun-laden notes?
Only worth the candy that came with the cards, that’s what.
I love a good pun. Let’s be honest. I love the bad ones, too. So, I’ll be clear and just state that aside from the general lovey-mush, Valentine’s day is my perfect combination of crafty and silly. This year I’ve been inspired to step away from the doilies and glue stick, though.
Biased against sewing puns this Valentines’?
Prepare to get needled.
Before you roll your eyes at this thread, check out my inspiration. Studio Carta has put together a clever idea here with some simple ingredients: wooden spools, paper and twine. I’m taking a bit of the romance out of this notion and putting my own punny twist on it. Darn, you knew this was coming, right? Seriously. Well, not seriously, just seriously silly. A hem.